January 2011
Glitter in my hair...
…keys in my bra.
Leopard slippers off.
Zebra wedges on.
If I’m still in a car at midnight, I’ll be severely disappointed.
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May I just say...
…that Antoine Dodson’s new weave is just fabulous.
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December 2010
Mom's gettin heated over a BET top rapper...
…and I think to myself…
“BET’s still relevant?”
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I made a facebook status about laughing at something I shouldn’t have and not 5 minutes later someone I don’t know posts THE WORST PICTURE I’VE EVER SEEN OF MYSELF EVER.
I’m not tagged in it, but my roommate is. And we were super drunk.
Touché karma, toumotherfuckingché.
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Dream post
My roomates came home, only we were in my grandma’s house and I was sitting in my grandpa’s chair at the bar. They’d brought some people over and one of them (a black guy) showed me a poem in his history book where a black man was referred to as a baboon.
I ripped out the page.
The guy’s history teacher comes over and points out a bunch of stuff about the white women...
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Hip-hop has always been controversial, and for good reason. The music is meant...
– Jay-Z, Decoded (via dr-killjoy)
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Got my baby back :)
The Apple Store finally called and said my computer was ready. It may seem materialistic for me to call a computer my baby, but I worked my ass off to buy this computer and paid all $800+ for it with my own savings. Suffice it to say, I’m extremely protective of it. Plus the keys and track pad feel like new!
Also today:
I was woken up after a small Weeds binge and went to the library. I...
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haus-of-ricky:
I bet if jesus could….he’d text during church.
I've gone to H&M more times in the last week than...
My mother’s over zealous nature for new things is ruining it for me.
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DuJour means crash positions.
#I walk around all day saying: dujour means friendship #dujour means family #dujour means safety
I know that a lot of what I’m listing here seems like it’s outside of the “nerd...
– Patton Oswalt in an op-ed piece about pop culture digestion. (via soupsoup)
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bbook:
“Let us toast to animal pleasures, to escapism, to rain on the roof and instant coffee, to unemployment insurance and library cards, to absinthe and good-hearted landlords, to music and warm bodies and contraceptives and to the good life, whatever it is and wherever it happens to be.”
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It took me a grand total of 3 days to get through...
This is record time for me.
Although I think it’s 90% of me just wanting to see Shane Botwin lose the baby fat and go all mallet-happy on some chick’s head.
I have no shame.
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Went to see Black Swan with my roommate, who didn’t know anything about the movie.
She spent a good part of the movie covering her face. In the middle of it, I leaned over and went “SHE’S CRAAAAAAZY!!”
Classic.
Sitting here with my friends playing The Michael...
The four of us are sweating and cackling like witches.
I’ve missed this. Nothing in Denton can compare.
Plus, bfflz is the same color as Michael and has black hair. Cue me dying.
alexandernevermind replied to your post: alexandernevermind replied to your photo:… I think he did and it was implied that he killed his little sister. He was one crazy little fucker in that movie.
Aw naw, I can’t have it. Creepy, pale little bastard.
The restaurant I’m in is playing a Tejano version of “Clocks” by Coldplay.
My mother also has an irrational fear of eating the same thing as me.
alexandernevermind replied to your photo: Currently. Fact: I used a have an irrational fear… Was it before or after you saw The Good Son (if you saw it)? After I saw that movie, I decided that particular Culkin was not one to be fucked with.
You know, I was thinking of The Good Son when I posted that. I actually didn’t see that movie until I was maybe 15 or 16, but I only saw part...