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he is ?! O_O
MIND = BLOWN.
I SWEAR FOR A PORTION OF MY LIFE I THOUGHT KIRBY WAS A CHICK.
NOW YOSHI’S A CHICK?
ಠ_ಠ WHAT IS THIS MADNESS.
Kirby’s NOT a chick? LOLWUT.
IKR?
IT’S A DUDE T___T.
you’re kidding right ? O___O
nope.
KIRBY IS A DUDE ಠ_ಠ
yea kirby gets a crush to this one girl in his show xD
._____.
mind blown.
WHAT
WTF?
brix hav been shat~
ok normally i REALLY hate this ‘reblog if…’ shit, but this is actually kinda/semi relevant to my interests:
this explains why she’s so amazing at mario kart.
why can’t people be on time? especially if they are your one method of transportation to go have fun.
i just put on sparkly urban decay eye shadow for nothing.
remove your pillow por favor
Madame, I need you to remain calm and trust me, I’m a professional. Beneath this pillow lies the key to my release.
i died.
jude law has always been fine, but rdj…boyyy i clearly haven’t been paying attention.
but it really was a good movie though.
I feel a spam coming…as soon as i find a computer.
damn straight.Why He’s Hot:
- He’s the boss. We all love a man who’s charge right? Well, C.K. here has an empire, runs an friggin’ terrestrial pole of the earth, has the flying magical reindeer game on lockdown and even enslaves millions of tiny little happy elves. You don’t get anymore in charge than that.
- He looks damn good in red. So good that it’s all he wears. He knows his colors, he works what suits him, and a man with good taste in fashion? Hot. He can stomp around our houses in those big black boots anytime.
- He knows how to make his woman happy. So much so that she’s constantly cooking turkeys and knitting sweaters and giving blowjobs and making him hot cocoa with mini marshmallows and shit. Do you think Mrs. Kringle would be doing all of that if she wasn’t happy? Nope.
- Don’t like them rotund and jolly? That’s alright, he’s fucking Santa - he’s magic. He can look however you want him too.
- He’s quite good with his hands, making all those intricate little toys for brats all over the world. I’m sure he knows how else to use those nimble fingers.
- He’s on the goddamn Coca Cola bottle, chillin’ with polar bears and shit. You can’t get any
coolerhotter than that.Here’s wishing you all a wonderful Christmas, abundant with silly, bawdy fun and hearty laughter!
Ok this is cute. Joe jonas, you adorable little thing, stop hiding in the outskirts of dallas.“Helping Santa with His Diet!” (JB’s latest twitter update)
Omglmao pedobear knows no bounds!(via asparagus)
<3
i just let out a idiotic giggle lol. brb going to hell
OH FLDKSFJSD GOD FKLJDSF LOL
HOMAGAWWWWWD





